Plush Blanket — "Born to Bed Rot, Forced to Exist" Floral Velveteen Throw

10% off

$29.25$32.50

Size: 50" × 60"

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Soft, velvety throw that reads like an honest little manifesto. This medium-weight plush blanket wraps you in a gentle, brushed polyester nap while a handwritten-style message—“Born to bed rot / Forced to exist”—sits near a simple sketched wildflower, giving the piece a quietly defiant, melancholic vibe. It feels like sinking into a warm, private corner: the brushed face holds vibrant printed detail on one side while the reverse stays cozy and simple. Durable double-needle stitching and colorfast printing mean the design stays true wash after wash. Wear it over shoulders during late-night journaling, drape it across a reading chair, or pull it up tight on slow Sunday mornings for a little comfort with attitude.

Product features
- Brushed polyester face for extra-soft, velvety feel
- Medium-heavy weight (approx. 300 g/m²) for cozy warmth
- High-detail, one-side vibrant print
- Durable double-needle stitched seams
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

Double needle topstitch on all seams

The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Polyester

This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from China

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Plush Blanket — "Born to Bed Rot, Forced to Exist" Floral Velveteen Throw

10% off

$29.25$32.50

Size: 50" × 60"

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Soft, velvety throw that reads like an honest little manifesto. This medium-weight plush blanket wraps you in a gentle, brushed polyester nap while a handwritten-style message—“Born to bed rot / Forced to exist”—sits near a simple sketched wildflower, giving the piece a quietly defiant, melancholic vibe. It feels like sinking into a warm, private corner: the brushed face holds vibrant printed detail on one side while the reverse stays cozy and simple. Durable double-needle stitching and colorfast printing mean the design stays true wash after wash. Wear it over shoulders during late-night journaling, drape it across a reading chair, or pull it up tight on slow Sunday mornings for a little comfort with attitude.

Product features
- Brushed polyester face for extra-soft, velvety feel
- Medium-heavy weight (approx. 300 g/m²) for cozy warmth
- High-detail, one-side vibrant print
- Durable double-needle stitched seams
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

Double needle topstitch on all seams

The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Polyester

This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from China

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product